Prince William, the Movie, starring Robert Pattinson

by |January 19, 2010

The idea came to me in a flash.

The script seems ready to write itself.

All the elements for a blockbuster are there – Love, Murder, Great Wealth, Power and Burning Ambition.

Prince William, the Movie! – hmmm, just a working title.  (Ms Middleton and the Prince or Born To Be King or The Prince and I...)

Two gorgeous leads – Prince William and Kate Middleton – caught between vibrant youth and stolid tradition.

Who better to play the leads than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?

British Royalty played by Hollywood Royalty – Twilight fans would flock to see their stars crowned.

Just think about it – both couples are being harassed by the paparazzi, both live before the eye of the camera… It is too perfect.

Besides, the roles would require little acting – they’d be shifting from one species of dead fish, Bella and Edward, to another, the English Upper Crust. (Would a dead fish by any other name smell as rank?)

Conveniently, both actors could retain the pale make-up of their Twilight characters and as it would be set in grim Britannia, the home of gloom, neither would need to learn how to smile.

Hell! We all know the rumours that the Royal Family are, in fact, Zombies.

How to begin?

It was a sunny dark and gloomy dismal morn night…. It was cold in the palace, the butler had given notice after selling his story to the Daily Mail…

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John Purcell (aka Natasha Walker) is the author of The Secret Lives of Emma trilogy published by Random House Australia. The Secret Lives of Emma: Beginnings reached the top ten on the Australian fiction charts and Natasha/John was the tenth highest selling Australian novelist and third highest selling Australian debut author in 2012. The trilogy has since sold over 50,000 copies in print and ebook and has been translated into French and Polish. John has worked in the book industry for the last twenty years. While still in his twenties he opened John’s Bookshop, a second-hand bookshop in Mosman in which he sat for ten years reading, ranting and writing. Now he is the Head of Product and Chief Buyer at booktopia.com.au.

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