Star Trek: Into Darkness trailer keeps fans guessing

Star Trek fans have been treated to a gossip extravaganza this week, with the release of the second trailer for Star Trek: Into Darkness, the second installment in the J.J. Abrams reboot.

Check it out below.

And for those not familiar with the old Star Trek movies, the villain Khan has long been rumoured to feature in the reboot. And with the appearance of the so-hot-right-now Benedict Cumberbatch as “unnamed sinister ultra-villian”, many in the know think this might be the battle of Kirk v Khan.

The original battle gave birth to perhaps the greatest 13 seconds in movie history.

Stay tuned for more, and if you haven’t seen the first installment in the reboot don’t miss out. It won a whole new legion of fans, and kept the old fans very very happy. Which as George Lucas will tell you, can sometimes be hard to do.

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Iain Banks diagnosed with terminal cancer

Readers the world over have been hit with devastating news that celebrated Scottish author Iain Banks has been diagnosed with gall bladder cancer and may have only months to live.

As a writer of literary fiction his reputation is immense. His dark, savagely funny streak a joy, his view on the world truly that of a wonderful mind. His first novel The Wasp Factory, published in 1984, remains a defining work of fiction even today.

Banks also published ground-breaking science fiction novels under Iain M. Banks. He helped reinvigorate the flagging British Science Fiction community and turn it into a prolific force once again.

Banks made the announcement on his website with his usual black humour flourishing despite the grim news. “I’ve withdrawn from all planned public engagements and I’ve asked my partner Adele if she will do me the honour of becoming my widow (sorry – but we find ghoulish humour helps),” he wrote.

“When it hadn’t gone away by mid-February, I went to my GP, who spotted that I had jaundice. Blood tests, an ultrasound scan and then a CT scan revealed the full extent of the grisly truth by the start of March,” he wrote.

“I have cancer. It started in my gall bladder, has infected both lobes of my liver and probably also my pancreas and some lymph nodes, plus one tumour is massed around a group of major blood vessels in the same volume, effectively ruling out any chance of surgery to remove the tumours either in the short or long term.”

His publishers will bring forward the publication date of his new novel, The Quarry, “by as much as four months, to give me a better chance of being around when it hits the shelves”.

He said he and his new wife intend “to spend however much quality time I have left seeing friends and relations and visiting places that have meant a lot to us”.

Click here to see Booktopia’s Iain Banks page, complete with key titles and his author profile.

2012 Aurealis Awards Finalists announced

The finalists for the 2012 Aurealis Awards have been announced today, with Margo Lanagan leading the field with 5 nominations  including nods for Best Fantasy Novel and Best Young Adult Novel for her book Sea Hearts,.

Kate Forsyth was rewarded for her stellar year with the nomination of Bitter Greens, just a few days after her highly anticipated novel Wild Girl hit the shelves.

Judging Co-ordinator, Tehani Wessely, said that with almost 750 entries across the thirteen categories, the judges had a difficult job.

Margo Lanagan

Margo Lanagan

“Once again, the judges agreed that entries were of a very high standard and the final decisions were subject to much debate among the panellists. We had record entries in almost all categories.

“The trend towards quality e-published fiction continued in 2012, with a high percentage of entries published this way. The short story categories continue to flourish, and while some entry categories were relatively small, others maintained or surpassed previous figures.”

“I’d like to thank all the judges for their time and effort judging of these awards.”

2012 Aurealis Awards – Finalists

FANTASY NOVEL

Bitter Greens by Kate Forsyth

Stormdancer by Jay Kristoff

Sea Hearts by Margo Lanagan

Flame of Sevenwaters by Juliet Marillier

Winter Be My Shield by Jo Spurrier

FANTASY SHORT STORY

“Sanaa’s Army” by Joanne Anderton

“The Stone Witch” by Isobelle Carmody

“First They Came” by Deborah Kalin

“Bajazzle” by Margo Lanagan

“The Isles of the Sun” by Margo Lanagan

SCIENCE FICTION NOVEL

Suited by Jo Anderton

The Last City by Nina D’Aleo

And All The Stars by Andrea K Host

The Interrogation of Ashala Wolf by Ambelin Kwaymullina

Confusion of Princes by Garth Nix

The Rook by Daniel O’Malley

SCIENCE FICTION SHORT STORY

“Visitors” by James Bradley

“Significant Dust” by Margo Lanagan

“Beyond Winter’s Shadow” by Greg Mellor

“The Trouble with Memes” by Greg Mellor

“The Lighthouse Keepers’ Club” by Kaaron Warren

HORROR NOVEL

Bloody Waters by Jason Franks

Perfections by Kirstyn McDermott

Blood and Dust by Jason Nahrung

Salvage by Jason Nahrung

HORROR SHORT STORY

“Sanaa’s Army” by Joanne Anderton

“Elyora” by Jodi Cleghorn

“To Wish Upon a Clockwork Heart” by Felicity Dowker

“Escena de un Asesinato” by Robert Hood

“Sky” by Kaaron Warren

YOUNG ADULT NOVEL

Dead, Actually by Kaz Delaney

And All The Stars by Andrea K. Host

The Interrogation of Ashala Wolf by Ambelin Kwaymullina

Sea Hearts by Margo Lanagan

Into That Forest by Louis Nowra

YOUNG ADULT SHORT STORY

“Stilled Lifes x 11” by Justin D’Ath

“The Wisdom of the Ants” by Thoraiya Dyer

“Rats” by Jack Heath

“The Statues of Melbourne” by Jack Nicholls

“The Worry Man” by Adrienne Tam

CHILDREN’S FICTION (told primarily through words)

Brotherband: The Hunters by John Flanagan

Princess Betony and the Unicorn by Pamela Freeman

The Silver Door by Emily Rodda

Irina the Wolf Queen by Leah Swann

CHILDREN’S FICTION (told primarily through pictures)

Little Elephants by Graeme Base (author and illustrator)

The Boy Who Grew Into a Tree by Gary Crew (author) and Ross Watkins (illustrator)

In the Beech Forest by Gary Crew (author) and Den Scheer (illustrator)

Inside the World of Tom Roberts by Mark Wilson (author and illustrator)

ILLUSTRATED BOOK / GRAPHIC NOVEL

Blue by Pat Grant (author and illustrator)

It Shines and Shakes and Laughs by Tim Molloy (author and illustrator)

Changing Ways #2 by Justin Randall (author and illustrator)

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Winners of the 2012 Aurealis Awards and the Peter McNamara Convenors’ Award for Excellence will be announced at the Aurealis Awards ceremony, on the evening of Saturday 18 May at the Independent Theatre, North Sydney.

Australia’s Favourite Novelist – The Shortlist and Final Vote

Nick Earls’ popularity was undeniable in the Heats

The people have spoken. We are very excited to present the 75 Favourite Australian Novelists, as voted on over the past week.

This is not in order, for the order will only be decided once you cast your final vote. Next week we’ll announce the Top 50 day by day, culminating in the Top 10 being announced on Friday the 25th of January.

A huge thanks must go to all the authors, without your gifts to us there simply wouldn’t be a poll to vote on. Don’t forget, if you see any novelists here you love don’t just vote, get in contact with them to let them know they’re here, and with some noise could be a big player next week when we announce the top 50.

Australia’s only winner of the Nobel Prize for literature, Patrick White.

This poll will be up all week and will close at midday on Sunday. As before, you can vote for as many novelists as you like, but you can only vote once. Unlike the last polls, for the suspense, you won’t be able to see the results immediately. That will all be unveiled next week.

We also had feedback that some people didn’t vote for the big names in the heats, knowing that they’d go through without their vote. Well, this is the time the big names need your vote, this is the big one, the final, and every vote counts towards deciding who is Australia’s Favourite Novelist!

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The Last Chance Saloon – Take these Novelists off the cusp and into the shortlist

We here at Booktopia are a democratic lot so we thought we’d give you one last chance to mold your shortlist, which you will be voting for all next week. We’ve taken the first 12 from every heat and these are the top 60 (see the list on the pad below) who will go straight through to the final round of voting. Congratulations to all!

Top 60

But this weekend we’re deciding which of the next, wonderful, fantastic, lot of novelists will get to the final 75. Here’s the list of 25 below, the top 15 will get through to the final poll which will run all week right here.

And one final thing that we must stress. You can select as many novelists as you like with your vote. So you can vote for every person, all 25 of them, or just vote for one. The choice is yours.

So without further delay, here is the 25 that must become 15. A terribly difficult task we know, but it must be done.

Happy voting!

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Australia’s Favourite Novelist – Heat 5

What method will you choose?

And then there was one.

One heat left before we have our shortlist. The top 12 from each heat will automatically go through to the final voting stage on Monday.

But for those that just missed out on the top list, by a whisker, there’s good news…..

…good news in the form of a Repechage!

The next five magnificent novelists in each heat that didn’t make it automatically through will all be put in a poll on Saturday at 9am. Here, only the top 15 will go through out of a list of 25. And by Monday we’ll have our short (kind of) list. The final 75 novelists, with the poll open all week for you to vote.

So in case you didn’t read the details for this huge event, or have been too swamped by extraordinary novelists over the last week to remember, here’s what’s happening until Australia Day. With week one finished and week two nearly behind us….

Time is running out, the last heat is on today.

Time is running out, the last heat is on today.

WEEK THREE – JAN 14-20 – Only the best of the best will make it through to the final poll. We’ll have this poll up all week. This will be the final chance to cheer for your favourite Australian Novelist. You won’t be able to see the results of this poll until we announce them in….

WEEK FOUR – A WEEK OF AUSTRALIAN STORY-TELLERS – Voting will close on Monday the 21st of January at 9am. From Monday we’ll tally up the top 50 and announce them in order, unveiling 10 every day, and then…..

WHO WE WERE, WHO WE ARE, WHO WE WANT TO BE.
Australia’s 10 favourite novelists will be announced on Friday the 25th of January. We’ll be profiling all of the top 10 authors and the books that have made them your favourites. We’ll also be launching our new proudly Australian initiative, the first in Australian Bookselling history. But that’s all we can tell you!

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Prepare for Armageddon – Booktopia presents the best guides to surviving the Apocalypse

Mortal souls, our time on earth is rapidly coming to a close. As most of you know, the Mayan Calendar predicts the world as we know it will come to an end on the 21st of December, 2012.  When trouble hits there’s no better place to turn than your very own port in the storm, the book.

Literature has always been obsessed with the apocalypse and the anarchy that follows. Some of the great works through history that were once considered fiction can now stand as incredibly helpful ‘how to’ manuals during these, our last days.


THE ROAD

Cormac McCarthy’s most recent effort is a beautiful manual, one of the greatest of the last 25 years. Strangely enough it is the only post-apocalyptic survivor manual to have also won the Pulitzer Prize for fiction.
WHO’S TO BLAME: Possibly global warming, war, the government.
CLIMATE: There will be fires on the horizon during The Rapture, but strangely enough there will also be a great deal of snow for much of the time after.
DO…. Try and get your father to do a medical degree before the apocalypse, this can be very handy.
DON’T…. Go into the basement of an abandoned home. Seriously, it’s not a good idea.

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1984

Not strictly an apocalypse, but certainly a huge cataclysmic event, spawned the creation of George Orwell’s classic manual. One of the greatest manuals of all-time, it describes a world where privacy and free thought and speech are almost non-existent due to the totalitarian regime in place.
WHO’S TO BLAME: War, the government.
CLIMATE: Heavily industrialised, quite cold, neo-gothic.
DO…. Follow the crowd whenever you’re in a public place despite your hesitation, the after-world can be a tough place for an outsider.
DON’T…. Trust anybody, or make eye contact with co-workers, although for many people in the world today this shouldn’t be a huge departure from the current day to day.

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I AM LEGEND

If you have seen the infomercial presented by William Smith than you may be a little surprised as the manual it is based on, published in 1954, does have some different points to raise. I can assure you that the written manual is incredible and much better than the infomercial. It’s a stunning self-help book filled with immense symbolism and brutal plot twists.
WHO’S TO BLAME: War, scientists.
CLIMATE: Perhaps only one human left in existence, the world in complete devastation, vampires now roam the planet.
DO…. Have garlic, mirrors and crucifixes at the ready.
DON’T…. Think that you’re safe in your house, or anywhere. They’re coming for you.

Click here to buy I Am Legend from Booktopia, Australia’s Local Bookstore


THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS

John Wyndham put together a riveting manual published in 1951. Wyndham takes you through surviving a post-apocalyptic world where flora is your enemy. A classic manual taught in classrooms the world over, and a sure fire way to stop you looking at the night sky.
WHO’S TO BLAME: The Soviets. Botantists.
CLIMATE: Near complete devastation, large carnivorous plants roaming the planet, nearly all people in the world are blinded so interior decorating has become sub-standard at best.
DO… Try and find other pockets of survivors, although watch them carefully and don’t trust anyone with red hair.
DON’T… Ever, ever, ever, watch a meteor shower. Big trouble.

Click here to buy The Day of the Triffids from Booktopia, Australia’s Local Bookstore


WORLD WAR Z

Son of you-know-who, Max Brooks builds on his best-selling The Zombie Survival Guide with the stunning manual World War Z. Through a series of stories pieced together, Brooks tells the story of a zombie apocalypse. Soon to be realised as an instructional video presented by Bradley Pitt.
WHO’S TO BLAME: Zombies.
CLIMATE: All corners of the globe are heavily war-torn, lots of rubble, things like that.
DO… Learn a trade or a really cool skill, they are valued in the future and you might become the President if you learn to unclog drains.
DON’T… Trust the pharmaceutical companies if they tell you they’ve found a cure. They haven’t.

Click here to buy World War Z from Booktopia, Australia’s Local Bookstore


There are also a large amount of instructional videos available, some can be found below.

Click here for more detailsSHAUN OF THE DEAD

WHO’S TO BLAME: Zombies.
CLIMATE: Buildings are still largely intact, streets are not safe. John will do you a toasty out back of the Winchester, but survival is difficult if the building is surrounded.
DO… Find your loved ones and huddle together.
DON’T… Get too close to loved ones, because if they get bitten, oh boy….

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Click here for more detailsINDEPENDENCE DAY

WHO’S TO BLAME: Aliens
CLIMATE: Major cities completely destroyed,  army bases under threat.
DO… Find military bunkers, put your faith in Randy Quaid.
DON’T… Hold up placards welcoming the aliens while standing on a tall skyscraper directly below an alien ship. Bad idea.

Click here to buy Independence Day from Booktopia, Australia’s Local Movie Hub


Click here for more detailsTHE TERMINATOR SERIES

WHO’S TO BLAME: Skynet, the machines.
CLIMATE: Complete devastation, army bases in deserts still remain.
DO… Pick the times to trust robots very carefully.
DON’T… Start building robots. It’s all downhill from there…

Click here to buy The Terminator from Booktopia, Australia’s Local Movie Hub


Click here for more detailsMAD MAX

WHO’S TO BLAME: Diminishing natural resources.
CLIMATE: Think Broken Hill in the summer of 1977-78. For some reason, it’s exactly like that.
DO… Avenge people, you seem to live longer.
DON’T… Worry if the paperwork is clean, it won’t be.

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Click here for more details2012

WHO’S TO BLAME: That pesky sun, the earth’s core.
CLIMATE: A few earthquakes and then come December 21, everything goes to pot. Lots of cracks you don’t want to step on.
DO… Find a plane and discover secret government evacuation plans.
DON’T… Be a jerk, because you’ll never survive.

Click here to buy 2012 from Booktopia, Australia’s Local Movie Hub


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Hugh Howey, author of Wool, answers Ten Terrifying Questions

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 The Booktopia Book Guru asks

Hugh Howey,

author of Wool

Ten Terrifying Questions

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1.    To begin with why don’t you tell us a little bit about yourself – where were you born? Raised? Schooled?

I was born in North Carolina. My father was a farmer and my mother a schoolteacher. I’ve bounced around a lot of places and worked in a lot of careers, most notably as a yacht captain. This ended up being a great way to see the world while getting paid (and doing it on someone else’s boat!).

2.    What did you want to be when you were twelve, eighteen and thirty? And why?

When I was twelve, I wanted to be a writer. I started my first novel on the family computer, but I didn’t get past the third chapter. I was easily distractible and prone to giving up at that age.

By the time I turned eighteen, I had read about Joshua Slocum’s sailing adventures, and I wanted to circumnavigate the world on a small boat. I went as far as buying a sailboat to live on while in college, and spent five years on the thing. I made it as far as the Caribbean, but never got any further. I was beginning to sense a trend in my inability to reach as far as I could dream.Howey, Hugh

At thirty, I was back to wishing I was a writer. This time, whether it was due to experience or just plain stubbornness, I pushed through to the end of my first manuscript. Now, I’m writing full-time, which is the culmination of that twelve-year-old dream. I’m also eyeing the ocean once again and gearing up for another goal that I left unfinished…

3.    What strongly held belief did you have at eighteen that you do not have now?

Tons! Man, I was wrong about everything back when I thought I knew it all. The main thing I’ve learned is a sense of inclusiveness. I used to judge people based on the quickest of impressions. If someone didn’t agree with me, I assumed they were wrong. Now, after having been incorrect more often than not, I’ve learned to pause and reconsider my own stance. And I’ve learned to Google a lot. You learn so much more when you’re wrong than when you’re right.

4.    What were three works of art – book or painting or piece of music, etc – you can now say, had a great effect on you and influenced your own development as a writer?

As much as I love and appreciate art and music, all three would have to be texts. Nothing has shaped me like the books I’ve read. I was one of those kids who always had a paperback in his back pocket, read under his desk in class, and bumped into streetlamps trying to read while walking down the sidewalk. When I went out to bars with friends in college, I would usually find a booth and sit and read. I was a complete dork like that. Three works:

ENDER’S GAME by Orson Scott Card. This book caused me to dream of being a writer. It’s the book I read at age twelve that ignited this passion. When I learned that Card grew up in North Carolina just like me, it made that dream seem possible.Click here to buy The Blank Slate because it is awesome

SONNET 23 by William Shakespeare. All of the sonnets had some impact on me. I learned the rhythm of prose from memorizing them in college. But number 23 spoke to my shyness, the hesitation I had in revealing my emotions to those I cared about. I found strength and gained confidence by reciting it to myself.

THE BLANK SLATE by Steven Pinker. This should be a mandatory read for all humans. I learned more about how I tick and why I am the way I am through this book than any other single source. Removing the mystery of my behaviours allowed me to then begin to work on improving them.

5.    Considering the innumerable artistic avenues open to you, why did you choose to write a novel?

Because I’m tone deaf! But I did dabble in other arts over the years. I used to paint, draw, do calligraphy, origami, but none of these ignited my wonder like dreaming up entire worlds and having conversations with fictional characters. Books are amazing in that the scenes you paint might be different in someone else’s mind. The relationship between writer and reader is collaborative. I give the germ of a thought, and the reader makes it grow. Perhaps I chose writing because I needed a little bit of help in creating my art?

Click here to buy...6.    Please tell us about your latest novel…

WOOL began as a short story. It quickly gained a following, and readers begged for more. So I fleshed it out with a series of works that have now been combined into a single novel from Random House.

The story is about a group of people living in an underground silo. The world they glimpse outside looks harsh and cruel. There are strict rules in place to maintain order. Every birth requires a death, and no one is allowed to speak of going outside. If you do . . . you are given what you asked for. And nobody ever comes back.

(BBGuru: publisher’s blurb – An epic story of survival at all odds and one of the most anticipated books of the year.

In a ruined and hostile landscape, in a future few have been unlucky enough to survive, a community exists in a giant underground silo.

Inside, men and women live an enclosed life full of rules and regulations, of secrets and lies.

To live, you must follow the rules. But some don’t. These are the dangerous ones; these are the people who dare to hope and dream, and who infect others with their optimism.

Their punishment is simple and deadly. They are allowed outside.

Jules is one of these people. She may well be the last. )

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7.    What do you hope people take away with them after reading your work?

I hope the characters continue to live in their minds for a while. And I hope that readers think about what it means to be human, what our experience on Earth is all about. I know that sounds ambitious, but the feedback I get from readers indicates that my stories quite often arouse this curiosity and introspection. It’s incredibly rewarding to hear.

8.    Whom do you most admire in the realm of writing and why?

Stephen King. Not only is his prose remarkable, I think he’s one of the best at painting a scene with just a few light brushstrokes. He has explored a wide variety of genres and lengths of work, has remained in top form for decades, and has been generous with readers and his fellow writers. Also, his book, ON WRITING, is a fantastic guide for those wishing to follow in his footsteps.

9.    Many artists set themselves very ambitious goals. What are yours?Click here to buy On Writing

I’m the opposite. I feel like I’ve already achieved more than I ever dreamed possible. My goals are now quite humble. I just want to continue being able to complete the works that I begin. I’ve been writing at a blistering pace (four novels this year!), but I’d be happy writing two novels a year for the next five or six years. That would get most of the stories out of my head and leave behind a body of work that I could be proud of.

10.    What advice do you give aspiring writers?

Stop thinking about writing. Stop dreaming of becoming a writer. Stop talking about writing. And just write. Do it every single day. Shut off the noise in your life and create a world, a character, a scene, a bit of drama. If you do it because you love it, you can’t go wrong. Just write.

Hugh, thank you for playing.

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SCI-FI NEWS: Kim Stanley Robinson’s new epic – 2312 – will be available in June.

Great sci-fi writers start with what is universal and unchanging – human nature, the laws of physics, Coca Cola – and draw a line from such guide points into the future. I firmly believe that the future will be strange and wonderful, exciting and mind-blowing but also instantly recognisable as human were we to be transported there. Kim Stanley Robinson has been long praised for his ability to achieve exactly this. He has inherited the prophetic mantle from such greats as Isaac Asimov and Jules Verne giving us the perfect blend of the fantastic and the plausible.

Blurb: The future history of humanity: epic and believable SF from the bestselling and multiple award-winning author of Red Mars.

The year is 2312. Scientific advances have opened gateways to an extraordinary future. Earth is no longer our only home; new habitats have been created throughout the solar system, on moons, planets and in between. But in 2312, a sequence of events will force humanity to confront our past, present and future.

The first event takes place on Mercury, in the city of Terminator, itself a miracle of engineering on an unprecedented scale. For Swan Er Hong, it will change her life. Once a designer of worlds, now Swan will be led into a plot to destroy them.

2312 is a bold vision of humanity’s future and a compelling portrait of those individuals who will shape its events.

“2312 is a monumental tour-de-force that re-imagines the solar system in ways no one has envisioned before. Whether comparing the compositions of Beethoven to those of skylarks and warblers, or describing a life-threatening sunrise on Mercury, Robinson fills 2312 with joy and exuberance, danger and fear, and the steadily mounting suspense of a mystery that spans the planets. This is the finest novel yet from the author who gave us the Mars Trilogy and GALILEO’S DREAM. An amazing accomplishment.” – Robert Crais

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2312 is the first of a projected trilogy.

John Birmingham, author of Angels of Vengeance, the third book in his mega-selling Disappearance Trilogy, answers Six Sharp Questions

The Booktopia Book Guru asks

John Birmingham

author of Angels of Vengeance, the third book in his mega-selling Disappearance Trilogy

Six Sharp Questions

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1. Congratulations, on completing your new book – what is Angels of Vengeance about and is it really the last book in the series?

Yes and no. The story that began with the Disappearance in Without Warning does wrap up in this novel All of the different threads I’ve been pulling together over the years finally link up here. But I got to the end of Angels of Vengeance and was already missing some of my fave characters, so I’m going to write some e-books with stand alone stories featuring them. They’ll sort of relate to the main narative, but spin off on their own tangents.

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2. Time passes. Things change. What are the best and worst moments that you have experienced in the past year or so?

Didn’t enjoy watching Ireland beat us in the rugby very much. But didn’t really expect to win the Cup either. Finishing the book has been cool, and I did some radio this year which was great fun. But I think the highlight was talking to Steve Stirling about possibly collaborating on a new series of his Change novels set down here was the biggest fun.

3. Do you have a favourite quote or passage you would be happy to share with us? It doesn’t need to be deep but it would be great if it meant something to you.

Ooh, that’s a tough one. I have a lot of faves. But I really enjoy this one from Caitlin. I like it because it reveals a bit about what sort of experiences went into making her what she is:

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All Echelon field agents completed the organization’s version of Hell Week at the end of basic induction, and the eight days of brutalizing assessment were enough to break more than three quarters of each intake. But in Caitlin’s memory, the long, slow torture of the Yoshinkan Hombu Dojo was worse, even though formal training ran only four hours a day, and her humbling duties as a gaijin novice for two or three more – mopping floors, cleaning toilets, serving meals to the seniors when she was hobbling from a sprained ankle, or unable to raise her arms above elbow height thanks to training one block, repeatedly for two hours. Hell Week was a torment of hallucinogenic intensity, but it was limited. No matter what the assessors did to break her, she knew that endurance was a matter of degrees, of inches, of pushing herself for a few more breaths, or heartbeats. It would pass.

The dojo was life itself. Unyielding, unforgiving and inescapable.

Lying prone in decaying leaf matter, with insects crawling all over her and slick with sweat, Caitlin reached for the lesson of Yoshinkan Hombu. It was something she had learned only at the very end of her training, when her technique, her ‘jutsu’ or art, had been honed to a cutting edge as dangerous as a Sengo Muramasa blade, a weapon forged by the infamous Muromachi period swordsmith and reputedly imbued with his violent madness.

It was said that the steel of a Muramasa katana was hungry.

4. Writers have often been described as being difficult to live with. Do you conform to the stereotype or defy it? Please tell us a little about the day to day of your writing life.

Bwahahahahaha.

Yes. I wouldn’t want to live with me.

My days are a bit different depending on whether I’m on deadline or not. If not, everything is sweet. If I am I get up early, exercise to two hours, smash out about five thousand words, throw furniture around, kicks holes in the wall, abuse dangerous Russian pharmaceuticals I bought off the internet, and mostly work nude.

5. Some writers claim not to be influenced by the needs of the marketplace, while others seem obsessed by it. Would you please describe how the marketplace affects your writing (come on, tell the truth!).

I write what I like to read, but luckily I have an enormous appetite for mass market faff. I love hyper accelerated stories of the world falling apart. Luckily, they sell.

6. Unlikely Scenario: You’ve been charged with civilising twenty ill-educated adolescents but you may take only five books with you. What do you take and why?

How to Be a Man. By me, and my friend Flinthart. Need I explain? We consulted expert lesbains and bar tenders.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Because what the hell, maybe they’ll pick up a bit of the classics.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, might seem counter intuitive to a civilising mission, but Thompson rewrote every page as many times as Dickens. Let them get hooked on the madness, then spring that little factoid on them.

Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide. If you have to ask you’re already Zed’s tasty appetizer.

Aaaand maybe Stephen Ambrose’s Band of Brothers, to let ‘em know just how easy they got it, even with me yelling at their uncivilised arses.

John, thank you for playing… rough.

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