What kind of example to students is he? The dude can’t even spell!
Why not choose Matthew Reilly – that guy can write!
Why must it be Shakespeare? He makes no sense, no sense at all.
“To be or not to be, that is the question…” Hamlet.
Huh? To be what?
To be or not to be a pro surfer, that’d make sense. To be or not to be a ninja, there you go. But just to be or not to be… by itself… it just looks like the guy lacks ambition…
How about this from Romeo and Juliet?
If I profane with my unworthiest hand
This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this:
My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
Posterity has spoken, however, Shakespeare is the greatest – the world’s students must learn to agree.
But there is help to hand:
The NO FEAR SHAKESPEARE series are individual plays by Shakespeare in full but with a difference – on one page we find Shakespeare’s Gobbledygook, while on the next page we find the Gobbledygook translated into Plain English.
Never again shall students have to sit with eyes glazed whilst their teacher murders the sacred text with their best imitation of Lawrence Olivier (who?).
Now they’ll be doing the teaching.
Visit our Shakespeare Author Page – A Page Devoted to the Bard…
About the Contributor
John Purcell (aka Natasha Walker) is the author of The Secret Lives of Emma trilogy published by Random House Australia. The Secret Lives of Emma: Beginnings reached the top ten on the Australian fiction charts and Natasha/John was the tenth highest selling Australian novelist and third highest selling Australian debut author in 2012. The trilogy has since sold over 50,000 copies in print and ebook and has been translated into French and Polish. John has worked in the book industry for the last twenty years. While still in his twenties he opened John’s Bookshop, a second-hand bookshop in Mosman in which he sat for ten years reading, ranting and writing. Now he is the Head of Product and Chief Buyer at booktopia.com.au.