Welcome to the world baby Kimye! A gift from your fans at Booktopia

by |June 17, 2013

KIM-KARDASHIAN-BARE-BABY-BUMP-570Like the little drummer boy, one can often feel at a loss as to what to buy the offspring of the world’s hottest couple. Fear not – Haylee Nash shares her recommendations on the best buys for baby (and entourage).

Oh joyous day! After six months of anxious waiting, the happy day is here at last!

That’s right, glamazon, enterpreneur and true north on our moral compass Kim Kardashian and rapper/lover of women/ultimate man-bag Kanye West have finally welcomed their little bundle of joy into the world and I could not be happier.

But what to give the couple and their precious package to celebrate this most blessed occasion? Books of course! We here at Booktopia have compiled a list especially for the new family, one that is sure to see them through any crisis, whether fashion-related or otherwise.


The Brilliant Book of Baby Names by Pamela Redmond Satran and Linda Rosenkrantz

The book on how to name your baby. It’s so difficult these days with all the good ones taken (Bluebell Madonna, Moon Unit, Pilot Inspektor), although, I s’pose they’ll just flip to ‘K’ in the dictionary, right?

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This Little Piggy Went To Prada: Nursery Rhymes for the Blahnik Brigade by Amy Allen and Eunkyung Kung

Nursery rhymes are so old-fashioned – here’s a collection of stories that are relevant to the modern baby. Contains beautiful illustrations and text that can be read by even the least literate of mums…

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Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortes

A necessity for any new parent, Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book that depicts child-rearing as it really is – the seventh circle of hell.

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Well Adjusted Babies by Dr Jennifer Dr Barham-Floreani

A how-to on raising a happy, healthy, emotionally intelligent and confident young person. You know, so they don’t end up being famous for a sex tape.

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Great Sex for Moms by Valerie Davis Raskin, M.D.

Just because it feels like you’ve pushed a watermelon through the eye of a needle, Kim, doesn’t mean you’ve seen the end of rumpy-pumpy. Dr Raskin instills hope into new mothers, insisting that a healthy parental sex life is in the child’s best interests. And after all, if the world’s sexiest couple can’t get it on, what hope do the rest of us have?

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Have a book recommendation for the world’s most glamorous new parents? Feel free to share in the comments section below.

Haylee Nash is romance specialist at Booktopia and has spent many of her 28 years skimming over celebrity magazines whilst guiltily eating chocolate. She feels much better knowing that, right now, Kim probably looks really quite average and is most likely wearing a giant hospital gown that ties in the back and is liable to fly open and expose one’s jacksie at the slightest zephyr. You can like her on the Romance at Booktopia facebook page and/or follow her @LoveAtBooktopia.

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