The 10 Stages of Realising Booktopia is Giving Away a Year’s Worth of Books this Booktoberfest

by |October 12, 2015

A GIF demonstration of the 10 Stages of Realising Booktopia is Giving Away a Year’s Worth of Books this Booktoberfest

1. Denial

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Well that can’t be true, what an embarrassing typo.

2. Contemplation

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Maybe it wasn’t a typo?

3. Excitement

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OMG it’s true.

4. Rabid Excitement

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OMFG IT’S TRUE!

5. Maths

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How much is a year’s worth of books?

6. Doubt

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I often read more than a book a week. A book could cost $20 so….no. No they couldn’t be giving away that much. It’s probably like $50 a month.

7. Realisation

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Ah, yes $50.

A week?

Wait…$50 A WEEK! FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!

8. Doubt Returns

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For a prize like that you must have to do something really difficult or buy something expensive to enter. Surely…

9. Acceptance

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Wait, you just have to buy any book from their Booktoberfest range? Just one book? And the range is full of expert picks and the best new books out now and pre-orders in the lead up to Christmas? I could buy ONE BOOK and then win a year’s worth of them?

10. Let’s Do This

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Let’s do this…

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Andrew Cattanach is a regular contributor to The Booktopia Blog. He has been shortlisted for The Age Short Story Prize and was named a finalist for the 2015 Young Bookseller of the Year Award. He enjoys reading, writing and sleeping, though finds it difficult to do them all at once.

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